Absolut Boredom

The mushroom took over the rainbow

And mermaids built underwater scarecrows

The man in the moon skipped a heart beat

When he heard the morning cock’s crows

Of meandering paths, and misty mounts

This song shall never be

Like a wiff of smoke, or the roar of a fire

It shall travel mirthfully

We sacrificed a goat on an ancient pyre

And penguins clapped as we concluded

And the meerkat king, sat on a tyre

As the sacrifice, oh well we blew it

A voodoo lady cursed us

With her blue hammerhead wand

And sent us to a pixie land

Where our luscious souls were corned

By the world's most awesome band

We returned to earth with cured souls

And got wings which helped us fly

But the voodoo lady controlled the flight

And sent us to Vivek High

Lennon just smirked at us

Coz we missed the big yellow walrus bus

We're now going to fight without sword or shields

We're going to a place called strawberry fields

Somehow this stupid rhyme

Ended up getting lost in time

Coz this song maybe

Was never meant to be

But when did we forget our dreams

of loads of chocolate sauce on ice-creams

How long do you think this can go on?

From the darkened dusk to the gates of dawn.